This week, inspired by those rushing to Brett Kavanaugh's defense, we're taking a look at the "boys will be boys" excuse and who gets to benefit from it.
We're (obviously) talking about Lindsay Lohan trying to kidnap children in Moscow, and how that situation speaks to a larger issue of why it's dangerous when celebrities are armed with minimal knowledge.
And we're handing out Pits of the Week to several deserving candidates, including the woman who's taking Beyoncé to court for being a witch...
...Saturday Night Live for a host of reasons...
...and a man who idiotically started a huge fire at a gender reveal party.
But there are also people out there doing positive things, like the white Michelle Williams, who kept it all the way real when she admitted that the major reason she took a role in Venom was CASH MONEY (which she plans to later use to help finance struggling indie projects in Hollywood).
And, if you're looking for a song to blast and drown out the noise of entitlement and rage from men on the news, look no further than this gem from SOPHIE:
Listen to hear all about it: